And then, as if it was meant to be,
Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi.
First the look, and then something sticks--
But me, I'm as trusty
and as handsome
as an MTA bus.
No more jovial than Job;
no more Suave than Pert Plus.
And those movies are made to mislead you,
but I know the truth! Read it on wikipedia
-pedia
-peeediiiiaaaa....
[guitar and kazoo!]
Now, I could say shit like,
"Life's too unfair!"
and go fall off a bridge somewhere.
Only fools believe love's gonna free them!
[But oh, this lack
at the end of the day.]
C'mon now, Choir. Set me straight.
Choir:
There's no one who's waiting to hand off the keys.
Wrap your head around it: there's no easy fix.
It's no truer for you [don't you see?]
than for Michael Cera and Charlyne Yi.
